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Updated: September 19th, 2021 08:38 AM IST

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The PM should dump Christian Porter from his Ministry. It’s patently obvious that Porter’s secret donations breach Ministerial Standards. The “investigation” is clearly a delaying tactic. Phil Gaetjens is where investigations go to die. #auspol

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Hmm. My favourite is that @Birmo has outsourced his opinions to Morrison and Gaetjens. I mean: the names don’t reek intelligence and integrity, do they? #PorterGate #auspol

@MichaelPascoe01 Imagine if Gaetjens says Porter hasn’t breached Ministerial standards to the extent he should lose his job. Go anywhere near the Ministerial wing and you’ll be tripping over blind trusts and large paper bags bulging with cash. Why not? It seems such an easy decision to fire him

well it is parked with the department, says Speers, of the decision to flick anonymous donor ministerial standards questions to Gaetjens. It is a busy time, Washington visit etc. Remeikis takes no prisoners. Mr Gaetjens is very busy. #Insiders

@IanHartley_ Morrison has to ask Gaetjens to decide Porter’s future,forgive me but Scummo can’t decide to wipe the crap off his own arse

As we know anything going into this Gaetjens basket takes at least 6 months if ever to get dealt with. And then the answer is ‘Nothing to see here’ #insiders

This only thing missing from the Porter Blind Trust bullshit is a bullshit Phil Gaetjens investigation #insiders

#auspol #insiders Hey Speers. You have failed to mention that any Gaetjens investigation seems to disappear or stay secret from the Australian people. What you leave out tells us your position more than what you include.

@cheryl_kernot Delay, delay, delay until it blows over. It worked for the Gaetjens enquiry into who knew about the Higgins alleged rape. #auspol

@Chris86767838 @TerrySerio But Morrison has appointed Gaetjens to interview him to determine what he knew when! The interview will have to wait until when Morrison returns from Washington.

The PM should dump Christian Porter from his Ministry. It’s patently obvious that Porter’s secret donations breach Ministerial Standards. The “investigation” is clearly a delaying tactic. Phil Gaetjens is where investigations go to die. #auspol

@marquelawyers And having the courage to gat Phil Gaetjens investigate it until it blows over?

“The advice will come from the secretary of the Prime Minister’s department, Phil Gaetjens, and Stephanie Foster, deputy secretary for governance.” …… Case closed

Oops Porter has some mysterious and whiffy laundry hanging out of his closet. Better get the cleaner in Better call Gaetjens

Morrison is going to ask Phil Gaetjens to oversee an inquiry into the Porter blind trust. This should surely satisfy everyone.

@Vic_Rollison Exactly. “You decide Phil (Gaetjens). I can’t cos I failed my empathy training test!” #auspol

@Alabasterade @HaydenJOConnor My guess is Gaetjens the fixer will be tasked with this & as usual nothing will come of it.

@annajhenderson @SBSNews The major criterion Gaetjens et al will use will be political consequences, not ethical implications. #auspol

@HaydenJOConnor Will Scammo just get Gaetjens to do one of his usual jobs or will Scammo finally cut Porter loose bec he wants to go early to election without the stench of that albatross around his neck?

Oh great, now we have to wait months for Phil Gaetjens to pretend to investigate.

The shadow attorney general, Mark Dreyfus, said that Morrison had kicked off “another farcical ‘inquiry’” from his department head and former chief of staff, Phil Gaetjens, in response to “yet another outrageous scandal”.

@FlickReynolds seeking advice from his Department? That’s another job that will never be finished for Phil Fix-it Gaetjens, then, is it?

@NoahRiseman @TimWattsMP Order up! One Gaetjens special, extra long, not well-done, hold the spicy mustard, no pickles for the PM.

@annajhenderson @SBSNews Do not fear. Inspector Gaetjens is on the case.

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Phil Gaetjens famously gets back to us very quickly on stuff like this so that’s good #auspol

@vanOnselenP PVO what if PM parks Porter in a slow burn Gaetjens review which will yield nothing because Porter will resign ahead of the election (highly unlikely to be re-elected) leaving with full parly pension and all legals paid?

If the PMO is investigating the Porter situation, that means Phil Gaetjens, so the conclusion will be made sometime in 2022.

Scott Morrison seeks advice on Christian Porter’s blind trust Mark Dreyfus, said that Morrison had kicked off “another farcical ‘inquiry’” from his department head and former chief of staff, Phil Gaetjens, in response to “yet another outrageous scandal.

@markdreyfusQCMP @BelindaJones68 Not just anyone he’s asking, it’s Phil ‘black hole’ Gaetjens

Should we run a book on this, odds on favourite is #ScottyBlameShifter lap dog Gaetjens won’t find anything here #Auspol

PM is getting Gaetjens to investigate Porter’s blind trust. Cannot roll my eyes hard enough #auspol #Porterblindtrust

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