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I’m against abortion rights I’m against Islam I’m against gay ppl I’m against gay marriage I’m against illegal immigration I’m against taxation Some ppl deserve execution I care about borders Patriotism is important It’s ok to hate sometimes I’m a Christian #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

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This only symbolizes my body. This only symbolizes my blood. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

This isworth posting agin and again. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Warm Up before you come See #BaitShop #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

@pastorlocke Oh this is a definite top contender for: #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Thou shalt not kill ... unless we want to eat them, wear them or test on them..

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If you retweet or like this tweet or follow me I’ll bless your family with 7 years of good luck but if you don’t you hate God and will be struck down by telling BIG MAN #ThingsJesusNeverSaid -#BearGrills.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid The Messiah Savior of the World Saint Rampal Ji Maharaj. Astonishing prophecy by Nostradamus ! That Indian Great Saint Chyren (religious leader) will discover a new knowledge..

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I’m against abortion rights I’m against Islam I’m against gay ppl I’m against gay marriage I’m against illegal immigration I’m against taxation Some ppl deserve execution I care about borders Patriotism is important It’s ok to hate sometimes I’m a Christian #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

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Go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven, but make sure to apply means-testing to make sure they are working or seeking work and sufficiently poor based on multiplying a minimum food consumption diet by 3. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

I watched that episode of @TheSimpsons last night. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

(damn, this is too easy. ANYTHING Trump said, is what Jesus would not say) #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

BREAKING: A new hashtag is going around where people use Jesus to attack So let me try: “No Uterus no opinion. My body my choice. It’s just a clump if cells. It’s not really a baby.” #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Care for the widow and orphan, but only if they can pay for it. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

fornicate like a whore and then kill your baby #thingsJesusneversaid.

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ban abortion but allow pedophiles especially if they’re billionaires #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Give more to those who have the most, for then it shall trickle down. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Steal thy neighbors money to buy thine health insurance & college tuition. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Thou needeth my latest offering: dyhadrated fish and hardtack biscuits for End Times survival. Order now and get my commemorative prayer paracord..

That Mary Magdalene woman gives the best blow at reasonable rates too. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Twelve loaves and two fishes, my arse! Send this lot to the food bank. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

And they shall paint images of me as a European man with flowing, blonde locks and six pack abs, so I’ll be acceptable to future believers as they colonize indigenous peoples and enforce my teachings upon them. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Whomever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other cheek but smite him with a good counterpunch. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Who decided to let Luke have a burrito? You know how gassy he gets! My sandals are melting!.

The meek shall never inherit the earth because they’re just lazy and want government handouts. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

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