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Sorry I haven't been tweeting much. Three days since I watched Race 3. Still reeling from the pain and anger. Thought I woke up feeling better today, but then I remembered Daisy Shah's saying "Bro isse dil khol kar nahi, Dell khol kar dikhao". Keep me in your prayers, guys.
All customer service employees should legally change their names to Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan. Then this Hindu/Muslim/Christian customer rep problem will be solved. I have many other ideas. Problem-solving is an essential workplace skill. Please connect with me on LinkedIn.
Going for Race 3. Tell my family I love them. 👋
Mother [after watching Veere Di Wedding] "What an emancipatory film. Women don't need a man for happiness. Marriage isn't the end of the world." [a week later] *showing a Shaadi dot com profile to daughter* "Dekho beta life mein har cheez ke liye ek sahi time hota hai"
Movie recommendation: Bad Genius (2017) It's reeeally good.
Coworker: "Bro did you read about Sunil Chhetri equalling Messi's international goals record" Me: [flashback to when I watched 30 minutes of John Abraham and Arshad Warsi's Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal because there was nothing else good on the TV] "Of course yaar, I breathe football"