Delhi se hu bhench*d @delhichatter


Marwari: What type of tattoo should I get? Tattoo artist: Something you feel strong connection with Marwari: Dukaan bana do. šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Patient: Constipation se pareshan hu koi acchi si dawa likh do subah bohot prob hoti h. Doctor: Kaisi prob hoti hai ? Patient: https://t.co/7U80FXb6vX



Jab puncher wala bole sahab bada puncher hai nayi tube lagegi šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ https://t.co/TtSX58ldbS


Bullet kharidne ka pura mann bana liya hai ab bas gharwalo ki "Naa" sunne ka intezar hai šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Kid: Uncle aapka beta kya karta hai ? AB: https://t.co/6raddG4hiC


Series of events šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ #NDTV https://t.co/QmHVuTejeO


Bhakts right now šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜šŸ˜ #NDTVSold https://t.co/CriS4lxORg



šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ #NDTV https://t.co/m54Z7FKqmu


Paglalludin khilji šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ https://t.co/KsxNey8diR


Gf: Me moti ho gayi hu na? Bf: nahi jaan. Gf: jhoot mt bolo sach sach batao Bf: baby tum to hamesha se moti thi Gf: https://t.co/6s7wFrt0RV



*At Astrologer* Girl: Kya aap mera future dekh sakte ho ? A: ji bilkul lekin ā‚¹100 me G: koi nhi aap ā‚¹110 le lena pr dekh kr delete kr dena šŸ˜


Jab date par Gf bole jaanu tum rehne do aaj bill main pay karti hu šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ https://t.co/ZEfxLXjybA


Me to chicken & daaru šŸ˜šŸ˜ #Happynavratri https://t.co/aATSgXAfGW


Sir ji aap k level ko koi match nahi kar sakta šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ https://t.co/tNxE2hhCNt


Ek blue whale challenge hum Delhi waalo ne bhi liya tha jiska natija hum ko CM k roop me mila šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


She: Aaj ghar mein koi nahi hai aa jao šŸ˜˜ Me: https://t.co/dRMvT34XBd


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ą¤šą¤¾ą¤šą„€ 420 ą¤”ą¤° ą¤øą¤”ą¤¼ą¤œą„€ 840 šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ https://t.co/TVKFmZ3wuq


Son: Dad aaj bohot garmi lag rahi hai, fan bhi theek se nahi chal raha isko off kr k AC chala du ? Marwari Dad: https://t.co/rhGiITjN2E


šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ https://t.co/cgacD8kNDl


šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ https://t.co/LibZTmxpKi


#HappyBirthdayPM šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ https://t.co/XuxMVxaF8l



My Timeline right now šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ #HappyBirthdayPM https://t.co/LRjNL28UuY



C for CĢ¶oĢ¶nĢ¶gĢ¶rĢ¶eĢ¶sĢ¶sĢ¶ Chutiyapa šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ https://t.co/GriZNTIyBp


ą¤œą¤¬ ą¤µą„‹ ą¤†ą¤Ŗą¤•ą„‡ ą¤¹ą„ˆą¤Ŗą„ą¤Ŗą„€ ą¤¬ą¤°ą„ą¤„ą¤”ą„‡ ą¤Ÿą„‚ ą¤Æą„ ą¤•ą„‡ ą¤¬ą¤¦ą¤²ą„‡ ą¤„ą„ˆą¤‚ą¤•ą„ą¤Æą„‚ ą¤Ø ą¤¬ą„‹ą¤²ą„‡ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ #HappyBirthdayPM https://t.co/6Z3uL8GSVM

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