Who rated baby donkeys?? https://t.co/3wYQMGA8yd
Living one day at a time seems too much work so I have decided on one hour at a time for now
Fill the void in your life with online sales
Australia is killing test cricket https://t.co/rky1cdkhgA
It's a common mistake people make that Amitabh Bachchan numbers his tweets. He actually numbers his days on twitter which is much more weird
Who is going to tell this guy about demonetisation results? https://t.co/6noPCXzh9b
"How do these poor people fall in trap of these babas I will never know" At the same time: https://t.co/vwxmWF9ebq
Now I'm a football fan for Arsenal bc I identify with crippling failures and not doing anything about them as people around me want to leave
Google Duo app randomly choosing a contact from your phone and sending notification "Guess what xyz is up to, call them" Not creepy at all.
Make your own trends with your Shaadi dance moves at #UntrendLikeHotHeads and @MaggiIndia https://t.co/m1kJkqrKaU
Monday reviews https://t.co/5ZmYAXeVBL
"What plans for the weekend?" "Nothing much. Just horsin around"
"You have to watch this show" "Buddy I don't HAVE to do anything."
Should have a centralised exam by a regulatory body to certify real babas https://t.co/dzhg0v9hxd
When you feel like it has been a long week but realise it's just Monday https://t.co/W2xRg9zoyg
Is there worse content on internet than reaction videos on YouTube? What am I supposed to watch your face while you watch something
When bigots RT your tweet because you made a joke about a community they hate https://t.co/lvwtEsdspm
this is from scrubs season 1 https://t.co/EyumastaM5
"lol why do people still keep ringtones" ~ Me, someone who has his phone unlocked every waking minute
Searched for 'easy ways to die'. Google responded back saying kabhi toh mehnat kar le.
TV show seasons English: 6 Episodes US: 12-24 Episodes Indian: First season ka 652nd episode chal raha hai don't want no break
Brett Lee: What do you think about this pitch here Sunny bhai? Gavaskar: Let me talk about the 70s & what fast bowlers I played back then