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These people should have waited a little bit longer... https://t.co/kYJeuVZ5sk

Remember the 'Full House' when D.J. almost starved herself to death to look good in a bathing suit? It was a very special episode. https://t.co/7MAeFV8A15


  • Can you be racist towards British people? https://t.co/I9OFZOjU2l

    If P.T. Anderson's @Phantom_Thread was about Mugatu from Zoolander https://t.co/MIudGvdhob


    The Kama Sutra needs some updating. https://t.co/vIqOeKuXaw

    Have your dreams ever been this weird?? https://t.co/qaRaLmpSdV

    Someone please pick their racist aunt up from the movie theater https://t.co/eBczvHMbrt

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    Is @randyliedtke doing this right? Watch his quest to smoke weed for the first time. https://t.co/CVlwEgAvyn https://t.co/nLiiiakGVT


    Donald Trump is good for the sex business! https://t.co/FQuTlhfe7a

    Watch as @randyliedtke prepares to smoke weed for the first time. https://t.co/CVlwEgAvyn https://t.co/yZDh7luaKK


    Would you let this guy give you careers advice? https://t.co/YRI7krGF5t

    ‘Black Panther’ finally got its first bad review https://t.co/dcaSU9NULn

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    This is the hardest game of 'Would You Rather' I've ever come across. https://t.co/CZDfn7SkLc

    Team USA's gloves look familiar https://t.co/098TfZkHF8

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    [email protected] is now serving Food Truck inspired sandwiches & they're as juicy as all the drama in Winter Games’ past. Check out Firsts & Feuds to see what's new and what's spicy! #ad https://t.co/BocWfpwsW6


    Remember the 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' when Will got shot and Carlton bought a gun? It was a very special episode. https://t.co/izvCyBvi4E

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    Can't believe who Mike Pence sat next to at the Olympics https://t.co/lYpK6Z7o9o

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    Not interested. Call me when they make one for Chewbacca. https://t.co/zF9VSu9quM

    God is joined by special guest Cupid to discuss Sex and what he thinks about when on the hunt for love. https://t.co/cWoBA2hpnG


    Christopher Walken rocks your world as the handsome but tormented sex fiend in the brand new trailer for 50 Shades of Walken. https://t.co/jPWlnxlaW7


    Learn how to make your very own Valentine's Day card. https://t.co/BBXXnq2eD2


    Would you pay a thousand dollars to be Garfield for a day?

    Grocery shopping will never be the same again https://t.co/mg1ZC1thlE


    Be very afraid if @Brittanysnow knocks on your door on Valentine's Day. https://t.co/5e1CcgCZ87


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    [email protected] and @robhuebel just changed grocery shopping forever https://t.co/ZUR8tReBEp


    This man is proof that the only thing stopping you from being an Olympic athlete is understanding curling https://t.co/j8CRXzBdtG

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    Simpler times. https://t.co/kENfDe3KeL

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    In the future, maybe we'll have flying cars! BOSTON DYNAMICS: What about robot dogs that will soon hunt and kill us all? ... BOSTON DYNAMICS: They can open doors now, btw https://t.co/CDJeAaK2Uv


    Roses are red Love requires communication https://t.co/D7a2tIJ9lA

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    The love letter is dead. Good luck on your valentine ❤️ https://t.co/HQGMay88Gy


    We regret to inform you that Elon Musk has fucked a horse https://t.co/4kfEgcKagZ

    While athletes bite into their gold medals, YOU can bite into @JackBox's new Food Truck Series sandwiches. Check out Firsts & Feuds for the facts. #ad https://t.co/AtLxFRhRPW


    [After years of preparation I walk into the Shark Tank and a small turd rolls out of the bottom of my shorts] MARK CUBAN: I'm out.

    Get ready for even less activity. @noactivitycbs Season 2 is coming soon! Binge season one now on CBS All Access: https://t.co/4QAwdC0BrU #ad https://t.co/JlJnOrgAzA


    Valentine's Day

    When your man expects nothing less than the very best this #ValentinesDay https://t.co/xdF9mOOSaR


    Happy Valentine's Day to the Mucinex booger only.

    Beware of the #Friendzone on Valentines Day! The official music video for "FRIENDS" by @marshmellomusic & @AnneMarieIAm is coming this Friday! https://t.co/lLijGfuLbg


    Jesus Christ. https://t.co/KRBEDtFZNV

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    We paired up with @botnikstudios to use a predictive text algorithm to figure out the best romantic comedies on Netflix to chill with. https://t.co/eujRincPRt

    Is @joejonas a good way to say "I Love You"? https://t.co/SpTaAnyFk1


    Dunking from half court beats synchronized death of the elderly every single time. https://t.co/wNSWeBRb6Q

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    [email protected] and @joshgad experience a breakup in a noisy diner. https://t.co/kwAlCddm5j


    Thoughts and prayers just don't cut it. https://t.co/SA24Zv9jaH


    Immediately knew Bekah M's time on 'The Bachelor' was limited when she showed up looking like Gilligan https://t.co/0osb0P79hg

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    No regrets in 2018 https://t.co/vsFET2bHDn

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