Business man *goes to bank* : Loan lene ke liye kya chahiye? Bank : Passport Business man : Passport? Bank : loan lene ke baad bhaagega kaise?
Dad : whenever you get the opportunity to help someone, do it. Son : because we should be nice and help everyone! Dad : no, kya pata humein kab zarurat padh jaye
People are like wars. A few are worth dying for, while it’s better to run away from the rest.
u so fuckin precious when u 💖💘💕💜💖💘💕💜 💖💘💕💜 💖💘💕 💜💖💘 Bring me chai 💘💜💞❤️💖💘💕💜💖💘💕💜💖💘💕💜💖💘
This guy uploaded picture with his blood sister with caption “Sister for life” I think your parents didn’t send you the memo, friend.
Elon Musk : I love you to the moon and back Girlfriend : aww baby Elon Musk : mazaak nahin, baitho Tesla mein
A great actor who prepares well for his every outing and always speaks and dresses according to his role, with Aamir Khan. https://t.co/8gKAWblufl
Atif Aslam singing “Wish you were here” with Slash. Pink Floyd ko to maaf kar do. https://t.co/8vYplHSlxd
*Wedding preparations* Imran Khan : yeh decoration lights itni saari kyun le aaye? Decorator : sorry Sir Imran Khan : koi baat nahin agli shaadi mein kaam aa jayengi rakh do sambhaal kar
Friend : Kahan gaya tha? Imran Khan : Date pe ek ladki ke saath Friend : kuchh kiya? Imran Khan : Haan shaadi
*Running a marathon* Me : thak gaya thoda walk karta hun *Notices camera man taking pictures* Me : bas tu bhaag Milkhaaaaa
Me *bumps into a friend* : yaar mere paise waapas de de Friend *taking a bite of his Burger King whopper* : bhai khaane ko paise nahin hai abhi to itna bura haal hai.
SRK *sees Pandya batting* : shayad yeh bowling all rounder hai SRK *sees Pandya bowling * : shayad yeh batting all rounder hai SRK : ya Allah yeh to paagal bana raha hai
Friend : I’m doing keto Me : ok Friend : want to know its benefits? Me : No Friend : https://t.co/wNAZr9wwuo