Me : “Maut aa jaye Ghalib..” She : complete the shayari Me : nahi bas maut aa jaye
It's time to photoshoot the glamourous #Brezza. Use #YourGlamBrezza with it. Stand a chance to win vouchers worth INR 5k.
Kamal Haasan with Kamaal ka lassan https://t.co/matbSwbxsn
Friend: weakness ho rahi hai Me:Kyu? Friend: Fasting for navratras Me: Kuchh nahi khaya? Friend: nahi Sirf chips,pakode,aloo chaat & namkeen
When Mom says, “Aaj tindey aur lauki banayi hai, aaja kha le”. https://t.co/r3VHs8LBQJ
Indian spinner - Australian batsmen - Hattrick - Eden Gardens - Kolkata - Harbhajan Singh : 2001 - Kuldeep Yadav : 2017
Australian side till 6-7 years ago vs Current Australian side #INDvAUS https://t.co/rqXRNmSsQT
Kuldeep Yadav can become a magician too because he is good with hattricks.🎩
My career defined in a song. https://t.co/dqSMVK8Fi4
Can anyone help? Please RT https://t.co/9kAFF0IODL
Me : nice dress South Delhi Girl : thanks, this is Cavalli from Paris Me : I like qawaali from India
Interviewer : do you have experience in sales? Me *flashbacks to exchanging and selling Tazos and Jenga Cards to schoolmates* : umm no
[Delhi] *John Cena gets into a fight* Guy : tu dikh mat jaio yahan John Cena : lol
[Date] Lady : which actor's movies do you wait for eagerly? Me : Kangana Ranaut Lady : such a big fan? Me : no, new meme material
Me : I'm coming home next month, kya laaun aapke liye? Mom : bas tu aa ja, beta. :')
Me : dekhte dekhte 1 saal nikal gaya pata nahin chala Friend : dekhte dekhte poori zindagi nikal jayegi Me : https://t.co/gKc9e0H9kg
Shraddha Kapoor : I'm at the venue, shall I wait in the car or park it? Guy : Haseena park kar.
*Saif Ali Khan playing a doctor* :your mom had an asthma attack Son :meri maa bach to jayengi? Saif :Race saanson ki Son :tu nahi bachega
Before joining Twitter, I thought right wing and left wing were related to aeroplanes and birds.
Mumbai gets a holiday when it rains heavily. Delhi gets a holiday when it is too cold. Kashmir doesn't depend on nature for holidays.
- Proud people - Narcissists - people who write CA before their name on Facebook
This is 2017 guys, even Batman has stopped wearing Batman tshirts.
How my boss ignores me while appreciating everyone for their good work. https://t.co/p2Gjije6y3
So confusing these messages. https://t.co/bzhY9YCD1G