Pollution is a real problem and kudos to Dettol for doing something about it. Retweet this tweet and Dettol @SiTiShield will plant a tree & send you its geolocation. Own a tree for everyone’s benefit! #EveryTreeCounts https://t.co/gKzHuQEvpc
Loving someone is not a 9 to 5 job. It doesn’t come with a manual.
When you come home drunk and dad asks, “Kahan tha kya kiya?” https://t.co/6jpCfyZazT
*Village* Guy : देख गोरी मेम Friend *slaps* : मीम होता है bsdk
Only if tying a nimbu mirchi on your car saved you from accidents. Insurance over superstitions always. #KauuveKaMaltyag @BhartiAXAGI https://t.co/ATc3TTgf3e
Justice League is how superhero movies should be. What a wow!
*Weekend* Mom : Relatives are coming. Me : https://t.co/kjgPYQkyjh
Sunday ko chill kar lo, duniya kal badal lena.
She smiles and all my pains wither away.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali : I’ll cast Saif Ali Khan in a movie about Rajputana history Karni Sena : naak kaat denge uski Saif : Han chalega waise bhi kaafi lambi hai
Bring back K.K. And don’t bring back Soha Ali Khan. https://t.co/DaMNDqFek6
Last drag kyun fenk diya, blowback lena tha https://t.co/gEyNjmMIvC
Guy : ladayi ho gayi hai, screenshots tayyar hai na Girl : https://t.co/asiaByMUuG
#NewProfilePic Aankhon mein neend liye chal rahe ho, to zinda ho tum. https://t.co/iyypSX8U1z
GF: my weight is now 71 kg Ed Sheeran *breaks up with her* GF : but why? Ed Sheeran : darling I’ll be loving you till we’re 70
A colleague made Rajma Chawal and brought it especially for me. Feeling special for a change 🙃
Gems from the past. https://t.co/KZfgj21U9b
Me : I’ve left my job to follow my dream Social Media : you are such an inspiration big hugs you rock meri beti ka haath maang le Family : ab shaadi nahi hogi kunwara marega tu officer’s choice peeni padegi
Girl : Boyfriend ka Birthday hai usey kya gift du Friend : what does he like? Girl : he likes wrestling Friend : choke slam de de
Padmavati pushed to 2018. Looks like Karni Sena has great new year plans.
People who work out religiously. How many rest days do you take per week?
Ed Sheeran Before and After watching Tees Maar Khan. https://t.co/bTxc2xzJnz
When you have passed the internal exams but then realise semester exams are still left. https://t.co/g1wRr7UruF
Aao milo shilo shaalo https://t.co/PdCzlLr1KR