Me : We are going to drink alcohol, you want to join? Chakhna hogger Friend : mai peeta nahin, but kha lunga Me : https://t.co/98bKWcV5wu
GF *in romantic mood* : aaj jo mann kare woh kar lo mai mana nahin karungi Gym trainer *starts doing push ups*
Boy :which season do you love the most? South Delhi girl :autumn Boy :aww tum? South Delhi girl :autumn bola hai har baat mei mazaak nahi
Gaddhe surakshit karo #NewProfilePic https://t.co/wxqzncCl0r
Time to mute #NosePinTwitter now
Guy *masturbates thrice within a few hours* penis : https://t.co/Yslul9DBQY
Wow made my day https://t.co/daNXrFetqy
Jo 2 cup chai peene ke baad phir offer hone pe 1 cup aur pi le woh Rajput.
*Date* South Delhi girl : I’m a pluviophile Me : spelling batao South Delhi girl : then I’m an introvert
When bae sends you’re looking food instead of you’re looking good https://t.co/4C3vjdfNZ7
If you face swap Sara and Arjun Tendulkar, they’ll still look the same. https://t.co/OUFvcMXLGL
#CrackerBan 😂 https://t.co/eYjgGRs96g
You go to buy milk from supermarket and see that milk is shopping there too!Check out what happens when #MilkGoesShopping https://t.co/rkXx5RUG31
Ab CM sir odd day pe bhi paidal, even day pe bhi paidal. https://t.co/I8ixDtZ64L
Guy : what happened? Girl : my nose is blocked Guy : did you link it with Aadhar? Girl : no Guy : tabhi
Every woman is a Stylewati. Some keep that side hidden while some are flamboyant enough to flaunt. #CelebrateTheStylewati @BajajElectrical
Mothers are busy taking care of the family but when it comes to taking the centrestage, they can be the Stylewati. #CelebrateTheStylewati
Mom has organised a Halloween based kitty party. All the aunties have to come in their regular make up and dresses.
When it comes to being a Stylewati, @MyHyness wins. I have to check my style when I go out with her #CelebrateTheStylewati @BajajElectrical
Aunty : ab nikalti hun Mom : ruk jao Aunty : Ghar duur hai raat ho rahi hai Mom : mera beta chhod aayega khaali hi baitha hai Me : https://t.co/P9Esjs37me
Happy Birthday bhai @mainbhiengineer. Aapko meri taraf se South Delhi mein party. Bas mai saath nahi chalunga
Avoid pessimists. But avoid the false optimists first. They are more dangerous.
😂 😂 https://t.co/uX7OSd0aji
Whenever I have a new roommate https://t.co/4xB5ugPHI7