Never watch Tere Naam for atleast 50 years if you are recently broken up.
If you watch Tubelight in 3D, you'd see munni around making bhai cry more.
If you watch Tubelight in 4D, you'll also see a Land Cruiser.
What's the opposite of Fair & Lovely? West Indies.
Dhinchak Pooja drops bombs harder than North Korea.
Dhinchak Pooja is the reason why NASA is discovering earth-like planets.
Ashamed to tell you about my teenage when I felt cool after updating my Orkut status 'Big boyz play at night' and go to bed at 11 am.
Same people, same street, same garden, same buildings, same polluted air around me. Where is the new India?
The last historic midnight I experienced was when my friend Swati called me at 2 am from Lonavala to ask how do I feel for her.
No tax on aunties sitting in a corner at a wedding bitching about people? Damn!
There should be atleast 300% tax on people who keep an eye on the 4th seat in Mumbai local.
Being jobless hurts. It hurts more when your dad gives you a weird look whenever Vibhuti Ji is called 'Nalla' while watching the show.
Jab Harry Met Sejal, Sejal ka baap MLA nikla.
Jab Harry Met Sejal, she was dating a cricketer.
Also, a happy rakshabandhan to all those sisters who demanded a major cut while selling the ancestral land ending up breaking the relation.
Game Of Thrones S7 E5 what a trailer! Looks like the director chose Panvel & Raigad to shoot the entire season.
Hollywood - Dunkirk, The Mummy, Baywatch, Transformers. Bollywood - Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi.
Hearing 'AEY RAJU' in trains & signals is more scary than any blue whale challenge ever.
Dawood uses 21 names in Pakistan. But he is still behind when a girl named Priyanka modifies her spelling 50 times to sound the same.
#Sarahah jamana.. Haseeno ka deewana.
Hope they don't attach Judwaa 2 trailer between the last episode of Game Of Thrones Season 7.
Tired to tweet about the incident happened today. You already know my thoughts about North India.
Passing Saturday night by researching on Future of Renewable Energy in India.
Well played Pogba. Dude needs a chill by going back to his native place Ratnagiri for Ganpati.