Yes yes. Everyone knew #RamNathKovind will win. https://t.co/Bhlm4YuVJw
Today, the Supreme Court is somewhat like a software services company. Why? One third of its people are on the bench.
#INDvPAK Looking forward to a gripping 2nd innings. Bhuvi, Umesh, Bumrah, Jaddu & Hardik on one side. Duckworth & Lewis on the other.
#INDvPAK Instead of hosting cricket matches, England should use these grounds to grow Kharif & Rabi crops. Excellent water supply.
#INDvPAK Covers on. Covers off. Covers on. Covers off. WHAT IS THIS? A CRICKET MATCH OR A SUNNY LEONE MOVIE?
#INDvPAK This is so easy that the next Congress booklet will describe Birmingham as India Occupied Edgbaston.
#INDvPAK This presentation ceremony is so lame. Where's the mayor of Birmingham, police commissioner, Emirates representative, etc.?
Hope he realises that it's just a coincidence, and the Upanishads have nothing to do with the UPA. https://t.co/uCr0TYuFRv
#INDvSL Rohit + Dhawan = Rawan. Well known ruler of Sri Lanka.
No mall-going girls for my sons: Former Bihar CM Rabri Devi. I guess she has so much mall that she's sick of it.
#ENGvPAK Pretty cunning of England to put off partition in 1947 so that they can play India, Pakistan & Bangladesh separately.
#EngvPak Dear ICC, Now that it's between us and our neighbours, could we move the remaining matches to Eden Gardens please?
#INDvBAN Feeling relaxed, with the knowledge that, in this tournament, India beat Pakistan who beat England who beat Bangladesh.
#INDvBAN NO ONE CAN STOP THE INDIAN AUTO-RICKSHAW https://t.co/efGjm0XyjZ
Am bemused why FirstPost did not hashtag the words 'bans', 'MP', 'from' and 'flying'. https://t.co/DvODC2dlNX
TDP MP JC Diwakar Reddy in big trouble for behaving in Vizag Airport like he was in parliament or something.
Yay. A tweet-up after years. I think I'll attend. Oh wait, I'm one of the hosts. I better attend. You also come off. We'll have fun. https://t.co/8yfjNFhy0i
How governments work - We give them mandate. They give us mandatory. https://t.co/FdLMbaK1yS
#INDvPAK And the match gets off to a great start with Ravi Shastri losing his voice.
I think #RamNathKovind makes for a pretty decent Presidential candidate. He seems to have a good background, reputation & hairstyle.
Perfect presidential candidate. Name starts with an auspicious "Ram", ends with a nationalistic "Ind", and has a "Kov" somewhere in between.
This Anil Kumble episode is sad, no? When he was captain, he was pretty much a combination of the passion of Kohli and the calmness of Dhoni
In a way, I can understand where Kohli is coming from. Kumble has never been a very good boss to batsmen. He once dismissed ten of them.
#MeiraKumar to be Opposition's Presidential candidate. Dangerous choice. Entire Republic Day Parade will stop if she says "Baith Jaiye".
In last 30 years, we have moved from mail to email, commerce to ecommerce, and Id to Eid. #EidMubarak.