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Still not an excuse to let political parties sponsor these road show pandals and fuck our lives. Fuck you. https://t.co/YG4rRsGcWE
She: He's ma guy Me: She's pa gal Y u so creative harish
Why can't y'all keep Ganpati off the streets and be wiser jan.
The opposite of Nykaa is Nike.
Nintendo Switch has been ordered. Now the wait will take forever.
if you date me I will have: morning anxiety afternoon anxiety dinner anxiety i made breakfast anxiety after work anxiety before bed anxiety just bc i love you anxiety shower anxiety i’m bored anxiety out in public anxiety holiday anxiety monday-sunday anxiety https://t.co/hIoTGetmiT
Uber directors: We need to change our logo (again). *Director's four year old walks up to whiteboard and practices handwriting* Next day: https://t.co/guGY6G6jZX
Life except every decision you make is a cry for help.
Rewriting suicide notes has made me the creative writer that I am today. Procrastinate and push that deadline forever. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay
What do you call trees on TV? पेड media.