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One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.
Paul Manafort has been ordered to jail, or as President Trump put it, “Never met the guy.”
It's time for another installment of our long running segment "Hillary Clinton: Impeachment Watch" https://t.co/wnuvlpalbs
Some analysts believe Kim Jong Un can actually speak fluent English. Others believe the same thing about Donald Trump.
Here's a question I never thought I'd have to ask: does Canada have nukes?
Donald Trump: When will people start saying, “thank you, Mr. President, for firing James Comey?” Struggling Bookstores Everywhere: “THANK YOU.”
A bunch of racist nerds bullied Star Wars actress Kelly Marie Tran off social media. As Yoda would say, “Wrong with people, what the fuck is?”
Trump made his first international visit to a hostile foreign power: Canada. https://t.co/FzOOI0LAXf
“We will be fine!” says the man who just misspelled “missile” and “stopped." https://t.co/GdVOt6qMvd
Our relations with Canada have not been this bad since they stole the word "bacon." https://t.co/4L28Dlw31o