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Colgate: "Dentists ka sujhaya # 1 brand" Oral B: "Dentists ka sujhaya # 1 brand" Pepsodent: "Dentists ka sujhaya # 1 brand" Patanjali Dantkanti: "Dentists kya ukhaad lenge hamara bc"
Me: "Okay, Game of Thrones is finally over so now I can get on with my lif– Sacred Games: "25 din hain tere paas"
Scriptwriter: "I've hit a creative block" NEWS: "Canada becomes second nation in the world to legalize weed" Scriptwriter: *hurriedly typing* U d t a P u n j a b P a r t 2
One of my biggest nightmares is that one day my family will plan a surprise party for my birthday. I'll get back home. And everyone will come out from hiding, scream "SURPRISE" and I'll say 'oh bhenchod' loudly in front of all my relatives.
Wife: "I dropped my phone in water" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Leave the phone in a bowl of rice" Wife: "Usse kya hoga?" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Aur paani daal ke ubaal lein. Thoda ghee. Elaichi, daalchini, tejpatta. Dheeme aanch pe pakne dein. Ban gayi Xiaomi biryani WAAH kya khushboo hai"
Okay this last episode was a HUGE disappointment, so much of buildup for WHAT, I mean COME ON, such LAZY fucking writing the earlier seasons were so good but this last season of Kumkum Bhagya is terrible.
Daenerys: "DRACARYS!" Dragon:🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Delhite [burnt beyond recognition]: "Arre ye toh *cough* kuch bhi nahi hai *wheeze* kabhi Dilli aao June mein"