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Isha Ambani's vidaai. Babul ki duayein is playing. Whole of Reliance parivar is crying. Hillary Clinton's also crying. Amitabh Bachchan: "Arre devi ji aap kahe ro rahi hain, hayein" Hillary Clinton: "Do saal pehle Trump gandu nahi hota toh aaj mujhe yahan nachna nahi padta."
I don't know why some idiots have a problem with the Ambanis calling Beyonce to dance at the wedding. If I were a wealthy self-made serial entrepreneur who's also on the Fortune's Most Powerful People list, I would dance at Ambani's wedding too.
Year 2035 BBC: "First hurricane stopped by human intervention" CNBC: "95% of all transactions conducted through Bitcoin globally" Miss Malini: "Exclusive pictures from Deepika and Ranveer's 923rd star-studded reception on the 6th moon of Jupiter just spell GOALS 😍"
UK: "Candy Floss. Sounds tasty." US: "Cotton Candy. Sound even better." UP: "Budhiya ke baal"
Priyanka: "Namaste Modi Ji" Modi: "Beti, accha kiya Yogi ji ko invite nahi kiya, nahi toh kal se iska naam Nikhil Joshi hota" https://t.co/klgq1uHhro
An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the script-writing of Simmba. Really looking forward to this one. https://t.co/OByViX8TZi