Guys, this particular railway indicator at Churchgate station says 'BOO8' (BOOB) http://t.co/582i86fpTb
Yahoo: "Your password should contain 1 lower & uppercase letter,1 numerical & 1 special character" He: $aale_Chut1¥e
*Year 2025* Google Playstore: "This is a paid application. You can buy it in exchange of 6 onions."
BB Users: "BBM is such an outdated app for us" | iPhone & Android users: "BBM rocks" | Nokia smartphone users: "Angry Birds khela hai kya?"
Basically, Prabhudeva dances like that earthworm on which you sprinkled a pinch of salt
Tiger Shroff's killer Parkour moves in Heropanti, almost forced me to think that he's son of Jackie Chan not Jackie Shroff
How others spend time in gym: 75% of time exercising, 25% drinking water | How I spend my time: 25% exercising, 75% staring at gujju MILFs
Indians need to pass an entrance test, GD & Personal Interview to get into a top cllge. Bhencho! Select kya karna hai? Students ya Roadies?
Mumbai Metro starts today. Can't wait for some chicks to upload pics captioned,"AnDhEri-VeRs0va-G#@Tk0par meTr0 wAli mEri duCkfAce piC :**"
My Computer Cables aren't connected properly. Fault in my Taars!
I could joke about Semen, पण तुम्हि मराठ्यांना 'white' वाटणार
"Sab Khidkiyaan bandh hai, Bhencho. Train ni khidki maa thi paan pan nai thuki shakto" Overheard a Gujarati in the #MumbaiMetro
Guys! Please stop your Modi tweets, I can't take it aNaMo
"Main ye dhaave ke saath keh saktha hoon, this is gonna be the toughest season of Jhalak Dikhka Ja"- Karan Johan in JDJ's season 5, 6 & 7
I don't wanna brag about anything but sometimes my 10Rs mobile top-up can last more days than your relationship
Girls! Your 'I'm getting wet in the rain' captioned pics dont excite us men,anymore. Unless,you're wearing a white shirt with nothing inside
Noticed VJ Andy doing this on #Jhalak Dikhla Jaa, yesterday. Had to edit this one. #BRAZZERS http://t.co/tP74HvEfeX
The Indian Monsoon is actually a woman. It gives an indication that it's 'coming', but in reality it doesn't.
Bharat-Natyam is to Tamil Nadu, what B-Boying is to Nallasopara