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Parthiv Patel match dekhne gaye hain ya khelne


"I bet we will have flying cars in the future" "We have them. They are called planes. You just cant afford them"


What changed India's fortunes https://t.co/meopCAY6LI


India doesn't need a run-out at this stage says Sunny G. Maybe later they'll need one.


Yeh surri ball thi. Dead ball.


That squat by Kohli was Sachinesque


Kaafi unnecessarily triggered by Marathi people around me saying Laadu instead of Laddu


Yeh shaam tak khel gaye agar toh apni gaand phategi


This is the first test series I remember following. Used to get a weekly magazine sportstar at home and it had on cover page 'Prasad & Donald giving batsmen a testing time' with their pictures https://t.co/AnXvzN1bry


Traffic so slow that Google starts asking you to review places on the way.


"What do you think about Madmen" "It's all good but bina chakhna hi daru peete rehta din bhar"


"Are you still watching "this show"? Stop offending me Netflix


"Would the world work if everyone did what they liked?"


So India replaced a bowler who opened the attack for them in last match with one who is only good enough for first change in this one.


Love can happen at any age. Age shouldn't matter. Watch a beautiful love story, Starting from 15th Jan, 10:30 PM only on @ZeeTV. #NoLicenseToLove


In parallel universe: "We're playing Morris instead of Philander coz of the bounce" ~ Faf


I collect all pizza boxes for sometime and then throw them out in trash together one day so that the guy who collects trash from my house doesn't think I am a lonely loser who eats unhealthy everyday but that I have house parties once in a while


Ganguly Dravid and Greg Chappell all present at the Under-19 world cup. What a reunion.


Dreams are like an improv show in your head with people you know as actors


Two Indian kids bowling over 145kph while the Australian pacers were relying mostly on changeups. What a time to be alive. #U19WC


Why did dada tag Laxman instead of Shastri 🤔 https://t.co/4cKoq5Vp0j


Wahab Riaz level spell from Steyn


BBL commentary box looks like set of Big boss https://t.co/q6zbzeDpRc


India: Hisaab 25 saal ka lenge South Africa: ???? India: Acha yeh bhi khaate main likh lunga. Okay bye


Arey yaar Steyn giving send off to Saha. Yeh sab shobha deta hai kya?


Yeh partnership 50 run aur chali toh people will start discussing team selection for next match


When you don't have a stream/tv and relying only on TL updates ekdum Drithrashtra wali feeling aati hai


Do it yourself - We are made to believe in this phrase, but why not when it comes to love? #NoLicenseToLove https://t.co/Qw0Xd3dDxL


Mika has actually sung the Hawa Hawa remake pretty well. If only they didn't change the lyrics to trash.


If you had to eat one thing as breakfast rest of your life everyday, what would it be?


Pohe main Gobhi kaun dalta hai #Triggered https://t.co/Sgoz9RWAGT


Interviewer: Why do you want to join this company? Me: Aap koi special nahi ho. Maine toh har jagah apply kiya hai. Jahan ho jaye


Wait for something worse to happen in life to stop thinking about something bad that has already happened

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