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Think you know how to spell words good? Think again! https://t.co/WU9LmfD2Y0


NOBODY: ME IN 7TH GRADE, WALKING AROUND WITH A SKATEBOARD IN MY HAND THAT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RIDE: I’m a skater.

Time to polish that resume. https://t.co/qPsHaBVQ7D

when i wake up and i'm still drunk https://t.co/65zR2Te0Gy

Let's call this a national yard sale https://t.co/7vvsOlWugT

Deepak Chopra is very deep...but for more reasons than you think. Listen to the full episode on Funny Or Die: https://t.co/PCQUjeacZd https://t.co/YhK2YTQLcV


These presidents may not have been real, but we'd be lucky to have any one of them right now. Happy President's Day! https://t.co/SkpcTx2UIY

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Aubrey Plaza and Josh Gad experience a breakup in a noisy diner. https://t.co/mGlqEtTVqL


Happy President's day to the future female presidents only

Burned Baby Burned #ad https://t.co/8gWN4zAaOi


As President's Day approaches, we pay tribute to the man who gives our current president his glorious orange sheen. https://t.co/6D6BvvLNX8

How old were you when you realized slices of bread look like choads? https://t.co/8ZtCngK5PT

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This is the indie film of the year for quirky girls. https://t.co/A9pusakxz3


If you want to be an actor, you gotta say no to that breakfast burrito! https://t.co/FaCwfqJXZd https://t.co/39wlAw5wia


When I see a pigeon walking towards me https://t.co/SVcqHHxBsY

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Wow, this is clearly the start of a beautiful friendship for Ron Burgundy and Deepak Chopra. Listen to the whole episode here: https://t.co/PCQUjdSBAD https://t.co/98KUuGFWM0


Real romance happens on President's Day https://t.co/K6xeOAUm55

Does Chris Pine have what it takes to win this Pa-gent? Watch the full sketch here: https://t.co/SbXkZFIBt3 https://t.co/9Po0rLfpYB


Seriously, this much love is not okay https://t.co/5u3vC207ME


Why would someone choose to call when they could just text? https://t.co/shlK3bqued https://t.co/psw380VEXR


Me looking at everything I have to finish before starting my 3 day weekend https://t.co/OBDlnSSagt


ME TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE WORK EARLY: I…have to pee

We present you the world's most creative mug https://t.co/xGnLzXTBez

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Turns out I don't need to hear every disgusting detail about your mucus https://t.co/kOSRXHUbJH


Happy 364 Days Until Your Boyfriend Buys You Flowers Again Day

Clear your mind. Take a deep breath. Ron Burgundy and Deepak Chopra are here to help you answer the universe’s biggest questions. https://t.co/OKpafWLG5j

Send the perfect Valentine's Day to your National Treasure https://t.co/f0iAOO69Nx

Finally an honest Valentine's Day commercial https://t.co/MBAjlvRtQ3


Even if you don’t have a date at least you can have a laugh https://t.co/iVLoIDD0NJ

Here are some rough stories to enjoy over a box of discounted chocolates https://t.co/nUFtRInVN7

Is Joe Jonas a good way to say "I Love You"? https://t.co/Z6tpKdeo8b


The Least Popular Holiday In Every State https://t.co/fC2J5LJgvl

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Here's some candy hearts https://t.co/gJvxCSrLnP

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Sad space news... https://t.co/lDV5beJqtU

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My valentine is president Abraham Lincoln so we're waiting to celebrate on Monday

When cleaning up after your disgusting boyfriend, it's important to ask what things spark joy. https://t.co/jlBvXLreQJ


David finally has the perfect way to proudly display his surname https://t.co/8WpvrmrNTf

Just a few simple tips to keep yourself breathing in any situation: https://t.co/Tiu8AvNmoF https://t.co/g6TsVnFYvQ


Are you a woman suffering from men who seem to hear “yes” when you say “no?” This may be just what you need. https://t.co/1rba4XgoZm


You're doing amazing sweetie! https://t.co/VemvybcfZp

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El Chapo's arrest made for some surprisingly funny jokes https://t.co/PIDAR8NgPL

Give yourself and your ex the Valentine's Day you both deserve https://t.co/eVHcBwumtF

But we're not buying it. https://t.co/33d7nAgYYl

Lotion is for teenagers! https://t.co/NkpnmJPtI8


Being a husband means always being ready! https://t.co/r87YZW7Z2O https://t.co/LgYgKmg1Oy


Lindsay Lohan is ready to mingle! https://t.co/zUmdEc8CDp


Give this Valentine's Day card to your loved ones https://t.co/3c9robE0ev

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JUDGE: have you reached a verdict JURY: yes your honor, we believe the defendant is.... more like jail chapo

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