Do you know what #MingMoss is? #CordandTish do! Watch The 2018 Rose Parade and find out, only on @PrimeVideo. https://t.co/gj5EXvRNLI
If You've Been Told You Take Board Games Too Seriously, This Guided Meditation Is For You https://t.co/PoySWtVPO2
Remember the 'Family Matters' when Steve Urkel got drunk and fell off a roof? It was a very special episode. https://t.co/Hj3m2MpD6k
Do not offend the beauty that is thiccness by calling Trump thicc.
Men’s rights activists have made a Last Jedi edit with no women in it, making it more realistic to their everyday lives.
Misread “reboot” as "Robot" and got pissed there isn't going to be a Sister, Sister robot. https://t.co/oGwmPc2G0P
Happy Birthday to Michelle Obama who reminds us of simpler times when we were only in danger of a snack-related apocalypse. Featuring @ChloeGMoretz @tylergposey and @MichelleObama! https://t.co/ZVkSHVhAt6
This little scientist has big news. @Kiehls new Powerful-Strength Line-Reducing Concentrate just squeezed in even more Vitamin C! #CTheDifference #ad https://t.co/RLwc4qoXfP
"You might be a quarter of my age, but I will TAKE YOU DOWN!" Happy Birthday to Betty White (@BettyMWhite) who's never been afraid to throw shade... especially if it's at @IMKristenBell - Featuring: @OdetteAnnable and Sigourney Weaver https://t.co/I8imlQtoi6
The person who invented the glove shoe probably looked down at his feet and said ”Fuck this, each of my toesies is special and deserves a shoe of its own.”
"Just F*ck Already" Plus 7 Other Thoughts About Steven Spielberg's 'The Post' https://t.co/TVLmFRk9tn
Logan Paul: "The Universe Has Given Me Everything But I Am Entitled To More" https://t.co/uAULQFiSpO
The most positive thing in 2018 so far is that lobsters will no longer feel pain.
Shoutout to all the families who drink milk with their dinner.
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When Christina Hendricks gets a job at a new office, it's unclear which is more old-fashioned: her style, her typing skills, or the office's policies toward women. https://t.co/BRALXIOAeY
Please remember to be grateful whenever someone who is super swamped takes the time to complain about how swamped they are.
[Eats a detergent pod] [Poops out a clean load of laundry]
2020 can’t come fast enough and we’re ready for some S tability T rust E nchilada Tuesdays A nother moon walk D ashiki brunches M occasins A lbacore Tuna N ew Taylor Swift
According to @CordHosenbeck, @TheGrandTour is "Fun Stuff," and we believe him! Check it out now on @PrimeVideo #ad https://t.co/juI3ATy9WC