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when i drop my phone but it doesn’t crack https://t.co/W64DyyIzhi

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when my spouse farts in bed vs when i fart in bed https://t.co/9KiO6BXEbm

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Look we can't all be artists but we can all certainly laugh at these hilarious failed attempts https://t.co/Oo8c9KbXZJ

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Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) loves three things: Petee’s Pies, Micellar water, and Game of Thrones. This week he is joined by the fabulous @AnnaKFaris. https://t.co/K8vZwsStqV

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The world would be a better place if there were more people named "Sock" out there.

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Who is your favorite Simpsons character?

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Thank you Mother Earth for every thing you give us except pigeons

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Whoever made the neverending story owes us some sort of compensation for making us watch that horse die in the quick sand

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Are you qualified for Coachella? How would you handle the questions David Spade has for Charlotte Mckinney? https://t.co/i8yNFwHuuy

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The best part of easter is when the man inside the bunny costume removes his head and body, and eats a cold calzone while staring into his open refrigerator

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What really happened at the last supper https://t.co/QaAwGbICYq

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The miracle of easter is that the bunny has been kid rock the whole time https://t.co/RrFl16ansL

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What's your favorite way of getting high?

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Ron Burgundy spills the (British) tea with Carolina. Listen to the full episode here: https://t.co/0pGxBth3oe https://t.co/451zlfv5dz

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Remember the time Zack Morris unleashed a plague of rodents? Zack Morris is trash. https://t.co/gaolWoRATk

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Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) needs Evil Carol Brady (Cersei Lannister) to get herself some texture foam and pomade! Watch the latest episode of Gay of Thrones here: https://t.co/fvtF1Cnp9s https://t.co/7EWPbguhgO

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How many obscure indie bands are going to call themselves "Harm to Ongoing Matter" after this https://t.co/TutJsxjslk

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What's your favorite type of exercise?

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This episode of The Ron Burgundy Podcast is -- in Ron's words -- "bloody brilliant". https://t.co/tcsR6zQZgs

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Spider-Man looks ready to take the biggest step of all. https://t.co/bYUpW8lub8

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He should go to HR about it https://t.co/74mXlz95Tw

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The Mueller Report, Page 290 https://t.co/VS6jZGsV7g

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ME: Look but don't make it obvious MY FRIENDS: https://t.co/INzrjCNfbO

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The main difference between alligators and crocodiles is i’m not sexually attracted to gross ass crocodiles

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Jurassic Park reviewed by a robot https://t.co/ceRx2cu6MZ

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Jonathan (@jvn) loves three things - chocolate covered pretzels, Ivy Park running shorts, and Game of Thrones. https://t.co/mNDQ5esdOT

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Avengers endgame spoiler: your wife leaves you at the end.

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What's your favorite summer activity?