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Sometimes you feel like you had sleeping pills with red bull.
If you don’t find her boyfriend ugly, you don’t love her as much as you think you do.
You can say fuck off to them in your head rather than saying it on their face, so in case they wants to come back, you don’t have to start the conversation with apologising.
It’s September 18, 2018. If you are still doing word plays, you suck, more than you know, more than you think.
If nobody is perfect - then Scarlett Johansson is nobody.
They say when somebody curses you, you bite your tongue, it’s tough to figure out who’s the one cursing you, but you know in your heart who isn’t. And that’s what matters.
The 'people you may know' on Facebook is the real infection.
Remember those good old days when you used to place a call to someone while trying to enlarge their profile picture on WhatsApp?
hey free mind, all i want to do is sleep with you
Congress, it's true you are powerful people, but trust me and millions of Indians on this: You cannot beat Narendra Modi in any way. Yes, it must be frustrating but you need to give up, sooner or later. #BharatBandh
Nothing scares me anymore. The first step to victory.