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“Hum to doobenge sanam, tumhe bhi saath le ke doobenge” - RCB’s motto now
*Audience while going to watch Kalank* : Baaki sab first class hai *Audience after watching Kalank* : sab ka sab third class hai
Dad : Kalank dekhega? Me : Haan dekhenge na Dad : mirror mei dekh le
Bangalore weather is weird. Subah dhoop mein paseene mein bheegte hue office jaao aur shaam ko baarish mei bheegte hue waapas aao.
[When R. Ashwin is bowling] Batsman at other end : crease se baahar aa, run bhaag Jose Buttler : https://t.co/EfdUAHGAHS
Me : arey bhai Game of Thrones dekha kya mast tha Friend : no I haven’t and don’t give spoilers Me : https://t.co/X4tJ2Q7V4O
In western countries, a guy sleeping with his aunt and her son (dragon in this case) watching is Game of Thrones. In India, it is a Crime Patrol episode.
When you’re just minding your own business waiting to go back home and watch Game Of Thrones and someone gives you spoilers. https://t.co/RIdqDcUY8A
When you go to the neighbourhood cigarette shop and the guy asks, “Tum to sharma ji ke ladke ho na?” https://t.co/H5IbHSkNgB
Virat Kohli when a teammate says, “Pehla match Jeet gaye, ab to IPL trophy apni hai Virat bhai” #IPL #RCB https://t.co/KzJ4PYRtL5
Daaru Nahin Chahiye Juice Ke Saath Chakhna Pelungi - Sufi Kaur