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Sadly, I’ve become that person who gets up before the alarm gets off.
She: do you want She : my boyfriend to go out tonight? will also join us Me : Me : https://t.co/7V7tjD6ghb
Everyone has a Vijay Shankar at workplace. He doesn’t work much, not great track record, but still the boss prefers him over you for important projects.
Mom : come eat your food Frida : I’m not hungry Mom : ab bana diya hai Frida, Kahlo
Pakistan, thanks for the father’s day gift. India will continue this after four years. #INDvPAK
*Returning from Bharat promotion event* Salman : aaj gaadi tera bhai chalayega Arbaaz : are you sure bhai? Salman : sher kitna bhi budha ho jaye, shikaar karna nahin bhoolta
Mom : yeh saamaan la de market se Me : no, I’m tired Mom : saara din kuchh nahin karta phir bhi thaka jaata hai tu Me : https://t.co/WAzwExCiRX