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Me single af, at the multiplex looking at the couple making out on the seats behind mine https://t.co/STvWvqpNWe
How I feel sending ‘baby’ on text to my girl vs When autocorrect changes it to ‘babu’ https://t.co/n4BKKA34yk
Stop haha reacting to my jokes on Facebook, you are a married woman now.
Virat Kohli aaj Thanos ko bhi maar dega
Mukesh and Nita Ambani looking at Rohit Sharma and Kieron Pollard perform so well. #INDvWI https://t.co/hy9hzZG5Sn
I think it is high time a gun control law is passed by the government for the fake guns being used by Tik Tok users.
When you’re eating pyaaz ke pakode and accidentally drop the plate on floor. https://t.co/F05Lz6vOuE
Me : my heart has been broken so many times, I want someone who loves me Someone *picks up the broken pieces of my heart* Me : https://t.co/ZvqNInrBja
Guy *official name* : Aditya Ghar ka naam : Adi Girl *official name* : Priyanka Ghar ka naam : Khushboo https://t.co/eElNS8h7tW
Looking for a catchy name for a kids’ ethnic wear (boys only) label. Any suggestions?
When you’re buying a cigarette for yourself and she says, “ek beedi meri bhi” https://t.co/i9E1415heq
Boyfriend : I’m home alone today Girlfriend : to mai kya karun ? Boyfriend : https://t.co/K2wriUK1dn
So many years have passed, and Guide is still the best Bollywood music album.
When you go to a relative’s house and their 5 yo kid brings you a glass of water. https://t.co/bRrjwiXyZK
Woh humari betiyon ko jala rahe hain, hum sirf mombattiyan jala rahe hain.
Please don’t call yourself a fashion influencer if you wear clothes from H&M, Shein, or Zara.
You are her banda, I am her kandha, we are not the same.
How to decide which people are worth going on a vacation with : - They don’t cancel the plan - They travel light - Know how to handle booze - Don’t use the term ‘vacayy’ for vacation
Couples be like “baby bas subah se aawaz nahi suni thi aapki to call kiya tha” Udhar maa baap ko ek hafte se call nahi kiya hota.
Me : I’ll work hard and achieve my goals in 2020, and it should start with me waking up early in the morning 1/1/2020 *alarm rings in morning* Me : https://t.co/cUJCVrkj4l