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Teacher : i know this lecture is post lunch, but it is an important topic, so try not to fall asleep Backbencher : https://t.co/7pCtZGTyBf
Sachcha pyaar bhi chahiye, aur ab phir se efforts karne ki himmat bhi nahin hai.
When was the last time someone told you that they are proud of you?
The HR at my office was fired from her job. Now, she wears HRX clothes.
Cleaning your room : 1 hour Washing bedsheet and other upholstery: 45 minutes Spreading fresh bedsheet : 10 minutes Your friend spilling tea on the bed : FUCK-THIS-SHIT-ISSE-ACHHA-TO-SAFAI-KARTA-HI-NAHIN
The movie Super 30 is completely illogical. A nerd like Anand Kumar cannot get such a beautiful girlfriend in real life.
Me : which is your favourite song? She : Girls like you Me : bilkul bhi nahin
Shahid Kapoor : oh Mahi mera sharbat warga, mahi tennu ghutt ghutt pi laa People : excuse me, are you liquifying women?
Kangna Ranaut is that friend in the group whose solution to every problem in the world is to pick up a fight.
Bitches failed most mathematics, physics, chemistry exams in school, and now will go and watch Super 30 in theatres. I’m bitches.
Apparently, India lost and I’m heartbroken is not a good enough reason to take a leave from office.
The sad fan in me is refreshing Twitter and News feeds since yesterday hoping that I won’t see the news of MS Dhoni retiring. Hoping the inevitable is delayed for some more time.
SHER LAUNDA CHAHAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Rains during a match* Duckworth and Lewis wondering how can they fuck it up for the side with the upper hand. https://t.co/H61EzrFLnh