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And we thought Game Of Thrones finale was the most disappointing thing today. https://t.co/L2VkCBPkls
Mom : Jaldi se sab ready ho jao, we have to go to a family function Dad : Aye Brother : Aye Me *completely disinterested* : https://t.co/cKq2aD79cU
Halfway through John Wick : Chapter 3 - Parabellum, and he is still my favourite superhero
My mind : she’s great and you guys are compatible but don’t fall for her, you remember the last time you got your heart broken? My heart : https://t.co/O6f2MXvl16
Thinking that sending a pic of your genitals will actually impress the other gender.. https://t.co/iiedICNxae
*During sex* GF : I think you climaxed Salman Khan : ishq di chaashni, mitthi mitthi chaashni
When you return to office after a vacation and open your mailbox with so many emails. https://t.co/oWcaoPEdr1
She : how can you guys hit on a girl, and her female best friend simultaneously? He : https://t.co/LU8vRiCbXJ
When you are put in a group project but you have to do all the work by yourself. https://t.co/c326Pt9HrW
The people who use the term “Aakash” while talking about the sky are closet psychopaths.
Friend : Leh Ladakh chalte hain Me : Bullet pe jayenge Friend : kyu meri Avenger pe kyun nahin? Me : https://t.co/11woWoLlcO
We all are looking for permanent people to stay in this temporary life.
Mom : aage ka kya socha hai phir kya karna hai? Me : qabr par mere sar utha ke khadi ho zindagi aise marna hai mujhe Mom *sends flying chappal* : tujhe to mai maarti hu rukk
Everyone has a person in their life who ruined the song “Mera pehla pehla pyaar” from the movie MP3 for them.
Yeh Stark family ke paas bhi shayad Mukesh Ambani ka number hai. Game of Thrones bhi fixed hi lag raha hai.
Bann ja tu meri Rani, tujh pe memes bana dunga.
Friend : how was the latest Game of Thrones episode ? Me : just like my life Friend : oh that bad
Me *makes jokes on CSK* People : yeh MI ki taraf se hai Me *makes jokes on MI* People : yeh CSK ki taraf se hai Meanwhile me : mai to memes ki taraf se hun
Nita Ambani walking in the dug out waiting for money to get credited in bank accounts. https://t.co/0X7fTDwfvA
Being an old school romantic in this world means I’m going to not find anyone for the rest of my life. https://t.co/YPNC1FxRGf