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Kids whom we taught cricket and football in the building won't add me to their PUBG squad because I'm a "weak player". Ye din dekhne ke liye tumko bachpan mein kacha nimbu samajh ke double batting di thi kya, you little shits.
Happy Birthday Amit Shah. I had planned a surprise party for him but he already knew of it in advance. #HappyBirthdayAmitShah
I like news headlines that ask questions. "Sacred Games Season 2 cancelled?" Ha bhai, main investigation kar leta hu aur tum log ko bata dunga kya scene hai. Waise tumhara ye ek hi kaam hai but theek hai thanks for the homework.
Every man believes he has never harassed a woman and yet one can’t find a woman who hasn’t been harassed. I wrote about #MeToo and the need for men to review and reflect. https://t.co/23Ts4ouuqx