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Phew, some relief! If you believe petrol pumps can't be recalibrated like ATMs. https://t.co/8CoDQJARMO
"Bhenchod tu insaan hai ki Old MacDonald ka farm? Here a muh, there a muh. Everywhere a muh muh.' - Mandodari while kissing Ravan
Since 1998, I have been anti-France when it comes to football. Not anymore. This song changes it for good. https://t.co/BtLR0NEidp
I feel cheated when the same emoji looks different on the keyboard and chat window.
Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction conference? No one came.
I asked this guy at the multiplex if there was any good movie to watch. He said they were playing nun.
I thought BYJU's was an app where you get farewell messages for Israelis.