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Me: "Price tag hata do?" Shopkeeper: "Okay sir" Me: "Gift wrap kar do?" Shopkeeper: "Okay sir" Me: "Upar naam likhne ke liye tag bhi laga do?" Shopkeeper: "Sir thoda ajeeb nahi lagega bahar ek card aur andar bhi ek greeting card"
Me: “Why am I losing so many followers?” Instagram: “They were fake” Me: “Isn’t everything? The amazing pictures of food that tastes okay. Happy couple pics. Holiday pictures taken while fighting. Fashion posts by lukkhas who pay for nothing...” Insta: “Bas bas, rulayega kya?”
[fire drill at the movie set] Announcement: “Please do not panic, this is a fire drill. Kindly proceed towards the emergency exit.” Ranveer Singh: *jumps from the building terrace on the people*