Intellectual Me: "Not investing in bitcoins because it's all a big bubble." Inner Me: "Saale! Big babool khareedi hai kabhi apne paise se?"
Friend: 32 years and still no savings. Me [counting cashback from my 4 wallets]: I have some.
New Zomato billboards are up. #foodforthought If you spot some, please send pictures! ☺️ https://t.co/0VxxN5XX1c
Friend: I'm investing in bitcoin. Me and 5 others: bubble hai bhai! Isse acha humein treat dede. [After 1 month] Friend: I made 1 Lakh with bitcoin. Me and 5 others: sahi hai bhai! Treat dede.
Nita Ambani is as encouraging as my mom. Farak sirf itna hai ke meri mom mere mooh pe taali bajaati hai.
Friend: “I lost all my money in shares.” Me (tweeting): Who called it de-mat and not mat-de account? Friend: “Jab tu marega na, tab yeh tweet favourite karunga.”
Padmavati got so many cuts. Even dettol isn’t helping.