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UK court: Vijay Mallya extradited Indian Banks: ghar aaja pardesi tera debt bulaye rey #MallyaVerdict
Me: meri payment? Client: le lo Me: aaj? Client: aaj nahi. Me: kal? Client: kal nahi. Me: fir? Client: persue
Q. What cuisine does UP police like? A. Thai Thai!
Looks like the government doesn't just make tall claims. They make tall statues too. #SardarVallabhbhaiPatel
Wife: “please help empty out the room, we’ll clean it before diwali” Dad: “please empty out the garage, we'll clean it before diwali” Mom: “who emptied out the fridge?” Me: “we’ll clean it before diwali”
[Checking whatsapp] Friend: May the festival of lights... Me: *Delete* Relatives: May the festival of lights... Me: *Delete* Colleague: "there?" Me: "Haan?" Colleague: "Just wanted to wish: May the festival of lights..." #HappyDiwali2018
Behen 1: [applies tikka] Behen 2: [applies tikka] Behen 3: [applies tikka] Me: “Happy Bhai Dues.” 💸