The only people who have truly been on a date are those who have 'Jayanti' next to their names.
Google assistant doesn't respond to me because I say k google. I'm that guy.
I think my office cafeteria guy is making fun of me cause I ordered bread butter jam. https://t.co/LvwYHliNsJ
wow i'm high on painkillers
PSA for Marathi movie enthu cutlets: Muramba is on Netflix now.
Dishonored 2 got damn boring damn fast.
RIP Dolores O Riordan. This is shocking.
Bhakts doing what they do best and digging up old tweets of a stand up comedian. Jobless dumbfucks.
Remove Kumbh Mela subsidy while you’re at it.
This is damn cool. Check out Nuo you guys. One step closer to practical use of cryptocurrency! https://t.co/TsjkSU1H9F
Watch Dogs 2 is a fantastic game! Improved so much on the aesthetics, theme, gameplay and flexibility of taking approaches to objectives. Kudos @Ubisoft
Happy birthday @saffrontrail :)
Android Users, what's the Android equivalent of Apple Wallet? Best place to store my boarding passes, movie tickets, event access etc?