Aao bhasad machaye.
Fruits of 'never giving up' are more fruitful than fruits of patience.
At times, I feel like not to talk anything with anyone for hours but I don't want anyone to presume that another Manmohan singh in making. I know when to raise voice.
Trust pehle galat bande par hota, baad me kisi par karne ka mann nhi karta.
Stop talking and stop sending messages if someone asks you too, for self respect and respecting their words too
Cricket me bails or balls ki boht importance h: Bails par lagi toh samman gya Balls par lagi toh samaan gya
First things first otherwise they never last.
Pic 1: twitter insomniacs during whole day Pic 2: twitter insomniacs during night https://t.co/1FI7bbt8lq
No matter how many dishes you can make, in case of extreme level of hunger you decide to make maggi.
People on Delhi roads presume that person riding/driving in front of them doesn't know how to use indicator.
Friend: I'm drunk Me: me kaise maan lu? Friend: reply for honest opinion.
Forget understanding sarcasm, I can't even understand the girl I like.
Touch phones were invented to keep people out of touch from the world.
Sunday morning: Pic 1: 8:00 am Pic 2: 8:05 am parents: ab shaadi hamare bete ki honi hai https://t.co/FGj2wLEvhi
If in any case anyone needs suggestions for a good read, you can read this tweet's replies https://t.co/jFRTLNh9zM
I want all my interactions with relatives to be like 'Johnny johnny' poem which always will end with 'hahahahah' from my side.
So many people post same screenshots with 'I love twitter' caption, and no one says anything definitely I hate twitter.
Plane ne itna time laga diya ki meri hault khrab ho gyi.
Jha par expectation ki shuruat hoti hai usi jagah se aapka katne ki shuruat bhi ho jati hai!
Waise saare rishte karana ka theka ham sabki bua ne le rakha h.
Crushes are so funny that they don't even like if you talk to some other person or talk to them about some other person wholeheartedly.
When nothing else works,worrying will also won't work.
That one relative in the family whatsapp group who doesn't say good night but https://t.co/dNK9TN3MNX
*sleeping before all the members of family for the first time* Family members: https://t.co/ExB6crsCOU
I'm thinking about muting this word 'love' too. My timeline will be cleaner than all.
Relatives ko tumhari degree se matlab nhi hota apna kaam free me karwana hota hai.
No matter who you are but I'll judge you from 2-3 tweets, I've done mastery in judging- People on twitter
Ek 10/1 ho gya hai resolution bnaye ab tak pura nhi huya or log har saal nya resolution bnate hain.
Ghalib ko kya pta tha janaab ki ghalib ki diary future me emo tweets bnane me kaam aayegi.
Quote that one thing/talent/quality that you always have thanked for.
Inner injury and winter's relationship is permanent rest others are temporary.
I'm so single that book fair bhi akele jana padh rha hai.