Many years ago outlook had came up with special edition on Sachin Tendulkar. I think it was right after desert storm series . Anybody has it ?
Kids- Can't , parents at home . Adults - I have headache Legends- kis khushi main? Tumhari maa bacho ko sulane aa rahi hai kya?
*colleague sneezes * Me( trying to be good American )- god bless you . *sneezes again * Me( again trying to be good American)- God bless you . *sneezes again * Me( enough of trying to be American)- Ha BC, gale ke andar cheek de mere, Kuch leta kyo nahi madarchod !
Me- what's your name . She- Melinda . Me- Hi Linda . She- No no , Melinda . Me- Yes, I know . You , Linda . She - Trump , please send him to where he came from !
Sunder mundriye ho! Tera kaun vicharaa ho! Dullah Bhatti walla ho! Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho! Ser shakkar payee ho! Kudi da laal pathaka ho! Kudi da saalu paata ho! Salu kaun samete! Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti! Zamindaar sudhaye! Bade bhole aaye! Ek bhola reh gaya!
" Mom I smoke " Punjabi mom - hmmmm "Mom I am into drugs" Mom-hmmmm "Mom I am secretly married to a chennai girl " Mom- hmmm " Says haan instead of haanji" Mom- Phitemooh! Sharm nahi aati bado ko haan bolte hui, haanji bolne main zaban ghis jaati hai Teri kanjar
Drugs is not the number 1 killer in Punjab. If Punjabi songs are to be believed , its Thumka .
In -18 degrees even gloves of Northface, eddiebauer are hardly effective . The hand made woolen gloves that I bought from sarojini nagar 3 years ago for 100 bucks are the warmest !