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Shocking expose by Times Now -> A first class ticket to Zurich (one way) costs 8 lakhs!?! PS: Vadra indulging in shady business... Meh


Arnab, shaken by Times Now's expose, is reportedly making frantic calls to friends of Hrithik, Kangana, Sheena Bora, and some VVIPs


Chota mota error https://t.co/X5IRLyYZR5


Awesome pic selection https://t.co/hoJnvvGzH4


This day last year counts among the top days of Unreal Times https://t.co/TLRo2Yv6UL


Laughter quota for the week. Check. https://t.co/ZWIxclfPtJ


JUST IN: Congress leaders rush to Rahul Gandhi's home to prove that they too can stand on their haunches & balance a crumb on the nose #Pidi


JUST IN: The Ashutosh tries to get Mogu to balance a biscuit on his nose, gets bitten


Dumb idea. This will only increase tensions because PLA soldiers will start recognizing MC BCs https://t.co/lYwjkvQw1Y


Congress leader: "A week ago, Modi announced massive recapitalization of banks, and now World Bank improves India's rating by 30 points!"


JUST IN: Rahul Gandhi spotted scolding Pidi for not coming up with a tweet on World Bank improving India's ranking by 30 points in EODB


Here's Sanjay Jha performing Aikido with the truth https://t.co/7nxSnIWl8v


Reporter to Piyush Goyal: "Sir, what is the biggest challenge facing Railways?" Piyush Goyal: "Nitin Gadkari" https://t.co/dLKp2wdQAW


*cough* ..thank you.. *cough* ..Punjab.. *cough* #NotUnreal https://t.co/CpvIFSQxPb


Whoa! So many mistakes just in the trailer! https://t.co/EhkfTZyE7e


5 years ago, we predicted that something like this would happen. We only got the party wrong. https://t.co/8zJXd6hRrF


Possible next left-lib op-ed: "How Khilji would have designed and implemented a much better GST" https://t.co/9nCviT7rkV


There. Rahul Gandhi elevated. Can we move on, please? https://t.co/fbDR8ag4p3


2014 - Rahul Gandhi 2015 - The Ashutosh 2016 - Arvind Kejriwal It's once again time, for the most prestigious award there ever is! Who's going to be @TheUnRealTimes Person Of The Year 2017? Get, set and vote, you guys! Voting ends Nov 29th at 9 pm IST! https://t.co/pDW1bGaOZW


#ICYMI https://t.co/rU3kK7c4dc


Strongly suspect that Rahul Gandhi has read at least one of our two books ('Unreal Aliens' and 'Unreal Elections') https://t.co/m8cMcy4hum


BJP official: "We had invested in an entire team dedicated to following all of Mani Shankar Aiyar's utterances. Clearly, this investment has paid off"


JUST IN: Overjoyed party workers explode firecrackers and distribute laddoos outside party headquarters in Delhi. Party workers from both BJP and Congress.


JUST IN: LK Advani welcomes Sonia Gandhi to the Margdarshak club


Meanwhile in 7, RCR, the Prime Minister is saying, very slowly and deliberately "Congress President Rahul Gandhi" again and again, louder and louder, the grin on his face growing wider and wider #CongressPresidentRahuGandhi


. @OfficeOfRG Sir, may be Pidi can help here? https://t.co/W6n28A72UB

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