COME ON INDIA! Agar shaam tak khelenge to inki g**** phat jaayegi!
Ab kaun khelega shaam tak?
Hisaab 25 saal ka lol.
Parthiv Patel has been horrible behind the stumps in this test match.🤸
In 4th innings, Team India scoreboard should by default start at 15/2 without playing.
Waiting for a long due international century from Virat Kohli. Inshallah.
Best Indian TV Ad of all time?
Watching Rohit Sharma's innings closely just like Ajinkya Rahane is.
All Indian commentators are somehow biased towards Rohit Sharma. Hmm.
Pick one for Test Matches.
Looks like @sanjaymanjrekar's new book is an interesting read. What say @devikambing?
Virat Kohli was 14 years old when Parthiv Patel made his Test debut in 2002. Explain. (10 marks)
I am ready to enter Bigg Boss 2018.
Watch Vedika and Sahil's story on a new show with a brand new concept. #AapKeAaJaaneSe, starts tonight, catch it at 10:30 PM on @ZeeTV
Parthiv Patel is the senior most player in Indian Team today. What a time to be alive!
Hung out with a Pakistani guy in Kuala Lumpur and bonded over mutual hatred for each other's country. Now, he wants to visit Mumbai and I want to visit Lahore.
My new year resolution is to block any one who shits in my mentions. Thanks.
2017 for you was?
I think 2017 was the year where I spent the least time on Twitter. I guess I've partially retired because Instagram is my new best friend. ➡️ https://t.co/EbBLOYgZno
Let's ask the most important question before the year ends. How many long weekends in 2018? Otherwise I am not interested.
Some people are drinking like alcohol is getting a worldwide ban tomorrow.
If only people can be as optimistic, positive and happy as they are on 31st December and 1st January, the world would be a better place. Happy New Year. Be good.
Surprisingly, didn't receive many New Year WhatsApp messages or forwards this year. I am running out of random people I don't know or care about. Sigh.
My New Year resolution for the next X number of years I am alive is to travel as much as possible because Zindagi Bahot Lambi hai aur Waqt bahot Kam. Jai Hind.
Always feel for the restaurant staff, airport personnel, taxi drivers, police & others who work on 31st December night while the world is out partying. Respect.
Hang the DJ episode of @blackmirror was about Tinder & Siri on a blind date.
Two fat ladies 8 and 8.. Eighty Eight. Housie and Tambola were body shaming before it was uncool.
Just hanging out with the Rockafellas Street Boys & looking like a fool. Good times! Follow me on Instagram for more worthless pics. ➡️ https://t.co/RdXLidCBij
Difficult question: Biggest lie ever?
Why does @realDonaldTrump need a nuclear button when his Tweet button is doing the same thing?
It's 2018, the only caste we all should be talking about is Google Chromecast.
Relax guys. It's winter time, so Aadhar is taking more leaks than usual.