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आज आशुतोष खुद को ही काट लेगा क्योंकि झूठ बोले कौवा काटे। https://t.co/eVQmN0tkgT


The problem with AAP leaders, who abruptly became politicians, is they believe as a politician they have to speak only lies all the time.


Gender casteism https://t.co/zKflWvH2Mp


Wow! Finally found a word that describes me best https://t.co/JpZFbajHUA


Nice good morning note to self https://t.co/KktZC6CQwB


..also made the religious conversion job easy for Sufis and Missionaries https://t.co/WwWduv8i6y


SMS wali language likhna band kar do. Kirpa aani shuru ho jayegi ✋ https://t.co/SAXnfaFbv3


Update: Sectors with Pakistani FDI in India 1. Terrorism 2. Stand-up comedy https://t.co/lrng7SD56e


The job Rahul Gandhi couldn't do completely, Jignesh Mewani would definitely do is Congress Mukt Bharat.


Lakh try kar le, tu Mewani aur Umar Khalid level ka gaddar nahi ban sakta😀 https://t.co/jpbwqivEG7


If you want to seek severe attention among nationalist majority, indulge in anti-national activities.


Shilpa Shinde and Hina Khan fans are the new Salman Khan and SRK fans #BB11


Kudos to Kareena Kapoor for having courage to spill the beans. https://t.co/UkJhCBvrJn


Read the morning newspaper daily. 9 out of 10 caught robbers are muslims. https://t.co/JgMkJDmNRK


Hence proved, not just terrorism, crime also has no religion. https://t.co/nYfQ3sHLM2


...and ask some savarna to do a chara ghotala and thus get convicted to balance out. https://t.co/yqXwJRtBaG


After reservation in jobs, they want reservation in jails also but for so called Savarnas.


Know your panauti https://t.co/d6RfNapv3I


Reasons why it flopped among libbies 1. It doesn't say anything good about Pakistan 2. You're not as beautiful as Gurmehar Kaur. https://t.co/LTdxMQR1ps


Sir I'm with you. Delhi deaths are due to US electing Trump for the president. https://t.co/oiyQzOeYBR


Kabhi kuchh Congress governments se bhi wish kiya kya? https://t.co/MztC9yb15y


I see a solution for every problem: Optimist I see a problem with every solution: Pessimist I see a scapegoat for every problem: Kejriwal


Likes of Mewani want Adani, Ambani, Tata and all the industrialists to become beggars and then want lots of employment as well. Mand-buddhis, it's these industrialists (includes IT as well) who provide lots of employment opportunities.


Must be a small time thief, big thieves get bunglow lutyens. https://t.co/an5kgVrsr4


Best old age homes along with free food and lodging provide stipend, variety of study materials and teacher for help, like JNU.


Fourth pillar of Indian democracy has already rotten. Third pillar has just begun..


The truth is, falling sick is the only scenario where you can take complete rest without feeling any guilt. https://t.co/LcIjsIgqMO

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