UK twitter trends now - My Teddy, Amy and Hugo, Sakala, Seer, Morelos, Goldson.
Scotland is in the grip of a full blown drug deaths crisis. But leadership from Nicola Sturgeon is nowhere to be found. With the worst drug deaths rate in Europe, the First Minister should address parliament herself today.
At this point Clarisse should have interrupted Millie picking Liam and announcing that she too kissed him with another girl that wasn’t Lillie. That would of been chefs kiss. So many missed opportunities. #loveisland
Would never have predicted that a man whose entire career is predicated on being a fucking arsehole for clicks would join such scientific luminaries as Laurence Fox and Piers Corbyn in the Covid Cuntlounge
Speaking to Radio Times, Tottenham MP David Lammy said: “Why can’t I describe myself or my children as English on our census form? Black British yes, English no. You can be White English but you can’t be Black English.” Are there arguments against a Black English census option?
What a brilliant man. Well done @Ed_Clancy what a career! I hope people stop sending me photos of you with requests to sign! 🤣👨🏻🦰 (I admit I’ve forged you signature a few times!)
@LoveIsland Honestly Liam trying to romance Millie back with him? Sorry hun once a cheat always a his head will be turned again in no time 😂😩😅... oh Millie 😨😨
a week ago - tammy keen - lingard possibility - pereira close - zouma bid - milenkovic interest - areola signed today - tammy doesn’t wanna come - lingard doesn’t wanna come - pereira off - zouma off - milenkovic idek what’s happening 😂
Fabinho: “Personally, as I say, I want to be the best for the team, I want to be an important piece in this team – not just as a player but as a leader as well. Keep learning from the boys and the staff and be the best I can.”
800 years ago at All Saints church in Hereford a skilled carpenter carved a sculpture high up in the dark roof structure. 5 years ago they built a raised floor and put in a brightly lit restaurant
I do like Liberty but Jake i find two faced and I dislike him even more after the way he was in Casa Amor. I don’t have a fav couple but i would rather Faye n Teddy win over Liberty and Jake as i don’t like him. #loveisland
“I think politicians should tell those communists at Sage to get back in their box. Let’s just all go through life with our fingers crossed and a smile on our face”
Today’s the day. Revenge. Revenge for those bunsens at Ahmedabad. Welcome to Trent Bridge Ashwin, Jadeja, Patel. This isn’t a day 2 Ahmedabad pitch. Kohli, Rahane, Pant, Rohit. Get ready for pure fucking swing with the dukes ball with Anderson retiring a few of you. Pure green.
Zinedine Zidane: ‘Thierry Henry is probably technically the most gifted footballer ever to play the beautiful game’.
Thierry Henry in 2002/2003: 🏟 37 Appearances ⚽️ 24 Goals 🅰️ 20 Assists Incredible 😎 #AFC | @Arsenal | #FPL
Decision making letting us down, particularly from Kent. We are struggling in the middle of the park to get a grip of the game, Lundstram appears to be struggling with the pace of it. We still need that extra bit of quality in at CM for me.
@NathanFillion The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion (in vermilion) requires one to get a Brazilian while reading The Silmarillion, but it allows you to offer a vaudevillian performance of the cotillion while looking rather reptilian.
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting #Tuesdaymorning
As well as uterus, Margaret Thatcher had a vision and proved anyone can become Prime Cunk On Britain #CunkonBritain
