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You must be a marathon, because I haven’t been able to stop watching you all night. #TVShowPickUpLines 📺.

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Meet Sara Jones, a recent divorcee who just went out to her local bar for a drink. A pessimist by nature, she doesn’t think any good men are left. But she’s about to explore the realm of the unexpected and meet the man of her in The Twilight Zone. #TVShowPickUpLines.

Ill be the Boner to your Mike Seaver, what do you say we get outa here and go have some Growing Pains #TVShowPickUpLines.

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I still got it where it counts, I may have had testicular cancer, but I still got one Headbanger’s #TVShowPickUpLines.

Oh your name is Alex, in that case, I will take your place for $500 #TVShowPickUpLines.

I must have woken up 1000 years into the future, because you just thawed my Weiner #TVShowPickUpLines.

In the sexual justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: ladies who show up to ladies night, and the desperate men who show up to hit on them. This is one of their stories. #TVShowPickUpLines.

Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother #TVShowPickUpLines.

Wanna come back home with me and my wife? You can be The Apprentice. #TVShowPickUpLines.

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I used to only go for BBC, until I saw you, Mr. but Orange Is The New Black! #TVShowPickUpLines.

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Just call me Chris Hansen, because I wanna get in your Dateline #TVShowPickUpLines.

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Do you have a tan, or do you always look this Hot in Cleveland? #TVShowPickUpLines.

@Acidic_Blonde Lets skip tv and watch movies instead? How about deep impact followed by some major payne and finally million dollar baby? #TVShowPickUpLines.

#TVShowPickUpLines “stay the fuck back or I’ll laser every fucking one of you!” 😍.

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